Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But SHOUT it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
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Dooooo the bad thing. Take off your Death Ramps ring.
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What the hell kind of ad is this
teacher of the DARK ARTS
#become a teacher #i fucking dare you #i’ll color in the lines with your blood #i’ll dot dot not a lot with your tears #your bones will be my popsicle sticks
What the hell is this?!
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